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Reject Humanity Return to Monke

Reject Humanity Return to Monke

$24.75 USD
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🌍 Tired of modern life?
Time to hit the "reboot" button and join the only species with its priorities straight. This premium quality t-shirt boldly tells the world you’ve had enough of humanity’s chaos and are ready to embrace the simpler, more honest life of our primal ancestors.
Crafted from high-quality, durable fabric, this shirt won’t just make a statement—it’ll stand the test of time, just like your desire to return to monke. The soft touch and perfect fit make this a shirt you'll wear for years, but at a price that makes you wonder how it's so affordable.

 

This isn't just a shirt; it’s a lifestyle choice. When you wear it, you’re declaring to the world that you’ve decided to reject the nonsense of modern society and return to simplicity. Grab yours today, and take the first step toward living the monke life.
Upgrade your wardrobe, lower your stress, and embrace the natural order of things. 😎🐒

✅ Perfect for:

✅ Meme lovers and retro internet culture fans
✅ People who need to reject society and embrace nature
✅ Fans of ironic humor with a deep (monke) meaning
✅ Casual streetwear lovers with a sense of humor
✅ Gift idea for anyone who’s been known to yell "return to monke"
✅ Fans of durability who want to invest in quality that won’t break the bank

 

🔥 Product Features:

💪 Without side seams - reduces fabric waste

👕 Elastic ribbed knit collar that won’t lose its shape

🎯 Shoulder tape stabilizes for a comfortable, secure fit

🌈 High-quality printing that makes your meme pop

🌬️ Made from 100% breathable cotton for all-day comfort



💧 Care Instructions:

🧼 Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

❌ Non-chlorine or bleach

🌬️ Tumble dry: low heat

🧴 Iron, steam, or dry: low heat

🚫 Do not dry clean



📦 Shipping Information:

🚚 Processing time: Usually 2-3 days (8 days max)

📦 Shipping within the U.S: 2-5 business days

 

🌍 Shipping worldwide: 10-30 business days (depending on location)

 

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⚡ Choose Your Shirt:

Every design is available on three different high-quality shirts, so you can pick the fabric, fit, and weight that match your style best:

🧱 Midweight Classic Tee (Gildan 5000)

🧵 5.3 oz fabric — medium weight

👕 Classic unisex fit

🧱 Durable and structured feel

✅ Ideal for everyday wear

🛹 Lightweight Soft Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001)

🧵 4.2 oz fabric — lightweight

👕 Modern unisex retail fit (slightly fitted)

🌿 Ultra-soft ringspun cotton

✅ Perfect for all-day comfort

🌪️ Heavyweight Vintage Tee (Comfort Colors 1717)

🧵 6.1 oz fabric — heavyweight

👕 Relaxed unisex fit (looser and boxier)

🎨 Garment-dyed for vintage, lived-in softness

✅ Built for long-lasting chaos

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Care Instructions

Care Instructions Gildan 5000:

🧼 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), inside out

❌ Non-chlorine bleach as needed

🌬️ Tumble dry low heat

🚫 Do not iron

🚫 Do not dry clean

Care Instructions Bella+Canvas 3001:

🧼 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)

❌ Non-chlorine bleach as needed

🌬️ Tumble dry low heat

🧴 Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat

🚫 Do not dry clean

Care Instructions Comfort colors 1717:

🧼 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)

❌ Do not bleach

🌬️ Tumble dry low heat

🧴 Iron, steam, or dry: low heat

🚫 Do not dry clean

Printing & Packaging

We print your shirts with high-quality, eco-friendly inks for bright colors that survive real life and real washing machines.

✅ Vibrant full-color prints (DTG printing)

✅ Safe, non-toxic inks (OEKO-TEX certified)

✅ Clean inside neck tags (DTF printing)

Packed Right:

📦 Sealed in UV-protected mailers — keeps your drip safe from sun damage and postal chaos

📦 Big orders packed tight in tough boxes

Note:

 For non-US orders, we might ship from different production partners to get your stuff to you faster. Same chaos, same quality. 🛫

Shipping

📦 Shipping Info:

🚀 Processing time: 2–3 business days (max 8 days if things get cursed)

🇺🇸 USA Shipping: 2–5 business days

🌎 International Shipping: 10–30 business days (depending on how cooked your country's postal system is)

🎯 Tracking provided for all orders

Additional info

📦 Production Note:

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.

 Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! 🖤

Due to the custom nature of print-on-demand products, we cannot offer returns or exchanges. However, if there is any issue with your order, please message us — we are happy to resolve it with a refund or a free replacement.

🎨 Color Disclaimer:

As different computers display colors differently, the color of the actual item may vary slightly from the picture.

📬 Customer Support Note:

If any questions arise, feel free to contact us anytime!

 We always work to make sure you have the absolute best experience shopping with us!

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