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The Choice is Yours

The Choice is Yours

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Reality is an illusion, free will is a meme, and the choice is yours. This bold, conversation-starting tee features a legendary moment reimagined in peak internet fashion—Morpheus presenting the ultimate red vs. blue pill dilemma. But look closer... what do you see? 👀

💊 Perfect for:
✅ Meme scholars & conspiracy enjoyers
✅ Fans of high-IQ irony & internet culture
✅ Those who know that words—and pills—carry weight

With a soft, breathable fit and a design engineered for maximum "wait, what?!" reactions, this tee is your ticket to making any room instantly more interesting.

Choose wisely. Or don’t. Either way, you're wearing peak meme drip. 💀🔥

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⚡ Choose Your Shirt:

Every design is available on three different high-quality shirts, so you can pick the fabric, fit, and weight that match your style best:

🧱 Midweight Classic Tee (Gildan 5000)

🧵 5.3 oz fabric — medium weight

👕 Classic unisex fit

🧱 Durable and structured feel

✅ Ideal for everyday wear

🛹 Lightweight Soft Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001)

🧵 4.2 oz fabric — lightweight

👕 Modern unisex retail fit (slightly fitted)

🌿 Ultra-soft ringspun cotton

✅ Perfect for all-day comfort

🌪️ Heavyweight Vintage Tee (Comfort Colors 1717)

🧵 6.1 oz fabric — heavyweight

👕 Relaxed unisex fit (looser and boxier)

🎨 Garment-dyed for vintage, lived-in softness

✅ Built for long-lasting chaos

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Care Instructions

Care Instructions Gildan 5000:

🧼 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), inside out

❌ Non-chlorine bleach as needed

🌬️ Tumble dry low heat

🚫 Do not iron

🚫 Do not dry clean

Care Instructions Bella+Canvas 3001:

🧼 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)

❌ Non-chlorine bleach as needed

🌬️ Tumble dry low heat

🧴 Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat

🚫 Do not dry clean

Care Instructions Comfort colors 1717:

🧼 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)

❌ Do not bleach

🌬️ Tumble dry low heat

🧴 Iron, steam, or dry: low heat

🚫 Do not dry clean

Printing & Packaging

We print your shirts with high-quality, eco-friendly inks for bright colors that survive real life and real washing machines.

✅ Vibrant full-color prints (DTG printing)

✅ Safe, non-toxic inks (OEKO-TEX certified)

✅ Clean inside neck tags (DTF printing)

Packed Right:

📦 Sealed in UV-protected mailers — keeps your drip safe from sun damage and postal chaos

📦 Big orders packed tight in tough boxes

Note:

 For non-US orders, we might ship from different production partners to get your stuff to you faster. Same chaos, same quality. 🛫

Shipping

📦 Shipping Info:

🚀 Processing time: 2–3 business days (max 8 days if things get cursed)

🇺🇸 USA Shipping: 2–5 business days

🌎 International Shipping: 10–30 business days (depending on how cooked your country's postal system is)

🎯 Tracking provided for all orders

Additional info

📦 Production Note:

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.

 Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! 🖤

Due to the custom nature of print-on-demand products, we cannot offer returns or exchanges. However, if there is any issue with your order, please message us — we are happy to resolve it with a refund or a free replacement.

🎨 Color Disclaimer:

As different computers display colors differently, the color of the actual item may vary slightly from the picture.

📬 Customer Support Note:

If any questions arise, feel free to contact us anytime!

 We always work to make sure you have the absolute best experience shopping with us!

Customer Reviews

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Eli
thought it was just a meme but now i wear it a lot

the design hits. people keep asking what it means but i’m not explaining.

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Kieran
makes ppl uncomfy. 10/10

wore this out once and someone legit did a double take. perfect.

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Jules
weird in the best way

i don't fully get it but it’s funny. kinda love it.

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Maddy
came fast, print's clean

shirt arrived in like 4 days. print looks like it does online. soft too.